Last summer I addressed the mosquito problem in another blog. This year, while they’re not quite as abundant, Michigan’s state bird seems to have grown. Dramatically. As I was killing one of the
little monsters last night, it actually scared me. I was afraid there would be so much blood on my desk that it would look like a crime scene.
Okay, so I’m exaggerating about the crime scene thing…but not about the size. It was huge! I’m pretty sure if it had landed on me, I would have easily been relieved of a pint of plasma.
It’s making me wonder if the Red Cross hasn’t been doing some genetic engineering on them. I mean, mobile, unmanned blood banks would certainly be more cost effective than locating volunteer sites, gassing up that big truck, and hiring a bunch of nurses . They wouldn’t even have to depend on willing donors anymore. Just send out the new army of bloodsuckers and there would never be a shortage again.
Be warned. The guy swears once. I don’t actually blame him though.
I want one of these. Not for the reason this guy is using it. Unless I take it to the pig roast my brothers have every August. With all the beer consumed that night, I’m sure I could get some good footage for YouTube.
Yes! I can buy a hand-held bug zapper on Amazon. They’re not expensive either. I’ll get two. One for murdering mosquitoes…and one for entertainment purposes. Guys, alcohol, and a bug zapper. What better combination could you ever hope to find?
Oh man! It would make for an interesting reunion game, too….